im a scientist and very important to know goat part
I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it still makes my head explode with cute.
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
reasopns why i am bette r than you;
- i lost my verginity to a skateboard and if that aint the rawest raddest most hardcore shit you have ever heard of you can get the fuck out of my face
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
she wears short skirts
im horse_ebooks
shes cheer captain
Sticker Sticker Sticker Sticker Yes No Yes No Yes No Yea Yea Registration Yes Yea & sticker Only one contractor bid Quality control problem
it is 11:15 pm and there is a god damn dog barking outside
never mind it was my dog
